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NCAA Football: Things You Won’t See Or Hear This Saturday

It’s that time of the week to remind you, the college football fan, what you won’t hear or see this Saturday from the world of college football.

 

From Autzen Stadium, Eugene Oregon

A pin drop.

 

On ESPN

Bob Griese talking about NASCAR, politics or anything that has to do with food. In fact, how about just seeing Bob Griese in the booth?

 

From Jacksonville, Florida

The Gator Stomp.

 

At Neyland Stadium

Steve Spurrier and Lane Kiffin in a loving embrace.

 

From the broadcast booth at The Shoe

“Touchdown, New Mexico State!”

 

In Stillwater, Oklahoma

Deion Sanders with a field pass attached to his person.

 

At the Texas Tech-Kansas Game

Three yards and a cloud of dust.

 

From Waco, Texas

Smack and trash-talking from the Cornhuskers.

 

In Tallahassee, Florida

More fans at Doak S. Campbell Stadium than at the Lyle Lovett concert on Wednesday.

 

Scott Stadium, Charlottesville, Virginia

An absence of obnoxious Duke fans.

 

From Corvallis, Oregon

A UCLA fan not talking about the upcoming basketball season.

 

From Pullman, Washington

“First down, Cougars.”

 

From Syracuse, New York

An Orange fan not talking about basketball season.

 

Tulsa, Oklahoma

A blast play from the SMU Mustangs.

 

Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge

A close game that sparks interest in renewing the series between Tulane and LSU.

 

Orlando, Florida

Anyone noticing that the game is played on Sunday, not Saturday.

 

Smurf Turf

Boise State taking their foot off the gas after leading SJSU by fifty points. (Getting dissed by the BCS is a bitch, Spartans fans.)

 

Reno, Nevada

Anything resembling an offense or defense from the Hawaii Warriors.

 

Eugene, Oregon

Lee Corso making another “they shot their wad” comment on air, much to the disappointment of football fans. (Keep it up, Lee. We love you.)

Read more College Football news on BleacherReport.com

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